Dear Careless Driver,
Do you know what “lines” are? Yes, I said Lines.
Do you know what they are for?
I am asking this for a reason. There are, and have been for as long as I can remember, these very cool lines on the road. They can be solid or dotted, and also white or yellow.
And get this – they have a purpose!!
They’re not there just for fun – although lines can be fun, especially if they are different styles and colors. The lines are actually there to keep YOU safe! Yes, you!! (And me and everyone else, too.)
How do they do it? Here’s the trick. Some lines allow people to pass or require them to stay in their lane, but for some lanes, like in the one we were in, all drivers on the road are supposed to stay IN BETWEEN the lines.
You may have heard of this concept while coloring in kindergarten. If we all stay inside our lines, we will not collide, just like blue and yellow can stay original and not turn into green.
Were you trying to mold our cars into one car? I mean, you decisively (and with no regard for me) transitioned into my lane while we were turning. What the heck?!
Do you have an obsession with metallic blue, perhaps? My car is silver. Yours is blue – maybe you just like whatever combined color that would be? I admit, metallic blue does sound cool, but I have to believe that there is a much better way to achieve this goal.
Now, you are not the first to drift out of his lane while turning left. And, I’m sorry to disappoint you in informing you that you’re not my first of this experience, either. Unfortunately, I do not believe that you will be my last.
I wish I knew where you are now so I could send you a few coloring books and a big box of 128 crayons. I think you would enjoy this new concept and challenge.
You were a great inconvenience to me because I had to swerve when I didn’t want to. Not appreciated.
INCONVENIENCE FEE – $7.50